it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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