Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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