I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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