So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Randomize
