Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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