so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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