she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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