It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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