A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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