If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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