he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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