you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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