No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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