that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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