good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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