Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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