5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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