just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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