oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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