PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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