Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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