It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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