Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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