Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Randomize
