so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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