That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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