I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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