I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
its not stalking. its research.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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