im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
