he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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