at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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