Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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