She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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