I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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