U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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