She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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