I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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