I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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