I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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