ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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