So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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