I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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