Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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