I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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