First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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