Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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