Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
