I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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