my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
how drunk are you?
Several
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
there is glitter all over my balls
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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