You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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