Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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