See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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