Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
